Song Parodies
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First Time We’re both cooking up something We’ve been afraid to try. It’s easier to be choking On what I can’t identify. Looking at this, holding my breath Afraid that I’ll get poisoned to death I’m taking a chance putting it in my mouth. Chorus: We’ll have to start all over again It’s as bad as the dirt that’s under the sink We’re trying to cook some food for the first time. Well maybe it’s bad, I think you’re right. I think it belongs in the garbage tonight. We’re trying to cook some food for the first time The mold that I see inside this Waiting to come to life Is stinking up all the kitchen Attracting all sorts of flies. Looking at this, holding my breath Afraid that I’ll get poisoned to death I’m taking a chance putting it in my mouth. (Chorus) We’re trashing Our dish unknown. I think we fried A chicken bone. (Chorus) Better Luck Next Time Sometimes we fall, Ain't nothing new to me. Don't get me wrong There's nothing you gave up for those thighs now. Chorus: Stop! tell me where you going Maybe the food you love isn't there. You're going under But you're overweight now So you don't care about all that I had to see Watch your weight until you get it down. Go close your mouth - You needn't eat at all. It's no surprise When they bring it out That you won't give it up. (Chorus) It's all wonderful Eating happily. If you lose it all Then you'll have everything. (Chorus) |
"Fridges" (Bridges) It's such a shame to let this go to waste. There's little time left now for stuffing face. We tried to put away what we can't serve But there's no room in here for leftovers. You can take what you like. Pass the plate - I don't mind because Chorus: We both made a batch. It's in the fridge. We both made a batch. It's in the fridge. We both made a batch and now our fridge is too full. Our appetites were spoiled long ago. Why did we make all this? We'll never know. Please take anything that we left behind. We'll have to throw it all out otherwise. 'Cause we both cooked away, on and on, the whole day. (Chorus) "Make Me Dinner" (Make Me Over) Wrap that bread around the steak. Smell the scent of what you make As I breathe in. The wait is long. Empty stomach, waiting for What you make. I want more To fill this void inside of me. Cook 'till you're done. Hurry, my stomach's rumbling. The food is so yummy. I'm starving myself just to find some space for your pie. For your pie. I'm wasting away just to shovel down what you fry. What you fry. Fill me up. Feed me now. Make me dinner. Bake the cake. Boil those ears Of the corn. The time is near that we eat. I'm hungry now. Make it steamed. Make it fried. Every dish that I could find. Make it quick. I'm hungry now. Serve 'till I taste all this food you are making For me, waiting here. I'm starving myself just to find some space for your pie. For your pie. I'm wasting away just to shovel down what you fry. What you fry. Fill me up. Feed me now. Make me dinner And stuff me so full. Stuff me so full. |
